Benidorm beach

F**k It Benidorm

They have painted over the swastika on the wall outside the cafe – a single coat of white emulsion shrouds it like a veil. A double mobility scooter hums slowly by followed soon after by a woman in dark...

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parrot man

The Parrot Man

There are two small boxes of china outside on a table. You know the type: chipped plates and cups with badly superglued handles, a piece of paper with ’50p each’ scrawled in felt tip pen. This is the only thing that...

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LPs New Gramophone House India

The Vinyl Fairy

I am taking out the rubbish. It is not a task I enjoy. There are several reasons for this. I do not like that moment when you jostle the contents of the bin bag so you can tie it and in so doing force a guff of rotten air up into...

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best live gigs 2014

Best Gigs 2014

In 2014, I got to see bands that I thought I would never ever see live – McLusky, Neutral Milk Hotel, Violent Femmes, Neil Young as well as various other acts that I have sang along to in various bedrooms in various houses...

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